How to annoy your constituents and fellow politicians!

1. Ask stupid questions.
2. Be a threat to the American way of life.
3. Be a threat to the Northwest Tibetan way of life.
4. Be number six.
5. Confess to a crime that you didn't commit.
6. Debate politics with a fern. If you lose, stop watering it.
7. Form a political party.
8. Free the oppressed toaster-ovens of America.
9. Give your grandmother a raise...and another week paid vacation.
10. Have your first statement of bankruptcy framed. Hang it on the wall in your office.
11. Join the Foreign Legion.
12. Knight yourself and some close friends.
13. Make a lifesized replica of the Statue of Liberty...out of grape jello.
14. Pay off the national debt...with a bad check.
15. Play nuclear chicken with a small third world nation.
16. Print counterfeit Confederate money.
17. Re-elect Richard Nixon.
18. Re-establish the Roman Empire...in Texas.
19. Rearrange political campaign signs.
20. Request covert assistance from the CIA.
21. Send the president an alarm clock...wind it up first.
22. Throw a political party.
23. Write letters to all the political officials that are representing you, and tell them what a good job they are doing...on April 1st.