Ways to annoy your Public Bathroom Stallmates

1. Stick your palm open under the stall wall and ask your neighbor, "May I borrow a highlighter?"
2. Before you unroll toilet paper, conspicuously lay down you "Cross-Dressors Anonymous"newsletter on the floor visiable to the adjacent stall.
3. Cheer and clap loudly everytime somebody breaks the silence with a bodily function noise
4. Drop a D-cup bra on the floor under the stall wall and sing "Born Free"
5. Drop a marble and say, "Oh no!! My glass eye!!"
6. Fill up a large flask with Mountian Dew. Squirt it erratically under the stall walls of your neighbors while yelling,"Whoa ! Easy boy!!"
7. Grunt and strain real loud for 30 seconds and then drop a cantelope into the toilet bowl from a high place. Sigh relaxingly.
8. Lower a small mirror underneath the stall wall and adjust it so you can see your neighbor and say, "Peek-a-boo!"
9. Play a well known drum cadence over and over again on your butt cheeks
10. Say "Damn, this water is cold."
11. Say "Uh oh, I knew I shouldn't put my lips on that."
12. Say, "Boy, that sure looks like a maggot"
13. Say, "C'mon Mr. Happy! Don't fall asleep on me!!
14. Say, "Damn, I knew that drain hole was a little too small. Now what am I gonna do?"
15. Say, "Hmmm, I've never seen that color before."
16. Say, "Humus. Reminds me of humus."
17. Say, "Now how did that get there?"
18. Say," Interesting....more sinkers than floaters"
19. Using a small squeeze tube, spread peanut butter on a wad of toilet paper and drop under the stall wall of your neighbor. Then say, "Whoops, could you kick that back over here, please?