How to annoy your veterinarian!

1. Ask stupid questions.
2. Braid your dogs hair.
3. Buff your cat.
4. Drop your cat from a high place, to see if it really does land on all four feet.
5. Get a dog to chase your car.
6. Give your cat a mohawk.
7. Give your cat a suntan...in the microwave.
8. Give your goldfish a perm.
9. Harness chipmunk power.
10. Let him catch it.
11. Prove once and for all that a cow can jump over the moon.
12. Raise professional racing ferrets.
13. Send your goldfish to obedience school.
14. Tree a goldfish.
15. Water your dog...see if he grows.