Return 2 Densa!

It's the return 2 Densa! Now you get a second chance at showing how dense you and your friends are! Here are 8 new questions, all tricky, sneaky and fun!
If you were dense the first time, you can be twice as dense with this one.
    Instructions
  • Keep your answers brief, but explicit.
  • Answer the question as it is written, don't debate the proctor!
  • Every question has an accurate answer, even if contrived.
  • Good luck!
  1. How far can a dog run into the woods?
  2. How is it that a person born in Massachusetts, whose parents were both born in Massachusetts, is not born a U.S. Citizen?
  3. Clara Clatter was born on December 27, on a hot summers day. How is that possible?
  4. How can a woman in New York, without getting a divorce or becoming a widow, or otherwise legally separated, legally marry 10 men?
  5. Why are 1990 dollar bills worth more than 1989 dollar bills?
  6. Explain how a taxi can reach its destination in an hour and a half, but take 90 minutes to return when there is no other traffic?
  7. Even when the Arctic natives are starving, why won't they eat penguin eggs?
  8. Why can't you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg?
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