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Performance review for supervisors, directors and Vice Presidents.

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Name: Date:
Job Title: Supervisor: Date Hired:
Department: Last Rating:
    Quality
    Leaps tall buildings with a single bound.
    Must take running start to leap over tall buildings.
    Can leap over short buildings only.
    Crashes into buildings when attempting to jump over them.
    Cannot recoginze buildings at all.
    Timeliness
    Is faster than a speeding bullet.
    Is as fast as a speeding bullet.
    Not quite as fast as a speeding bullet.
    Would you believe a slow bullet.
    Wounds self with bullets when attempting to shoot.
    Initiative
    Is stronger than a locomotive.
    Is stronger than a bull elephant.
    Is stronger than a bull.
    Shoots the bull.
    Smells like a bull.
    Job Knowledge
    Walks on water constantly.
    Walks on water in emergencies.
    Washes with water.
    Drinks water.
    Passes water in emergencies.
    Communication
    Talks with God.
    Talks with angels.
    Talks to himself.
    Argues with himself.
    Loses those arguments.
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