PressAnyKey - Punsa Pages! - Level 1 Attempt #1

Punsa, punny words and phrases, sometimes wise cracks, from puns!

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You have three tries to solve this puzzle. Each time you will get a clue. We start you off with 100 points per correct guess, and deduct for each try.
From the clues below, can you find the punny wise-crack foolishness for which it refers?
1.I have always turned down the job as a Historian because
2.I couldn't get a job at a deli, because no matter how I sliced it
3.I could have gotten a job at the Zoo feeding giraffes, but
4.They wouldn't hire me at the health club because

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