Roadkill Café
ENTREES
| ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ | ~~~~~ |
| Center Line Bovine "Tastes real good, straight from the hood" |
4.95 |
| The Chicken "That didn't cross the road" |
3.95 |
| Flat Cat "Served as a shingle...or in a stack" |
2.95 |
GUESS THAT MESS
BAG 'N GAG
LATE NIGHT DELIGHT
| ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ | ~~~~~ |
| Rack of Racoon | 3.95 |
| Smear of Deer | 4.95 |
| Awesome Possum | 1.95 |
| Cheap Sheep | .43 |
A TASTE OF THE WILD SIDE
| ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ | ~~~~~ |
| Chunk of Skunk | 1.95 |
| Smidgen of Pidgeon | 1.95 |
| Road Toad Ala Mode | 1.65 |
| Shake 'N Bake Snake | 2.25 |
| Swirl of Squirrel | 1.55 |
| Narrow Sparrow | .55 |
| Whippoorwill on a Grill | 3.30 |
| Rigor Mortis Tortoise | 6.75 |
CANINE CUISINE
| ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ | ~~~~~ |
| Slab of Lab | 2.95 |
| Pit Bull Pot Pie | 1.95 |
| Cocker Cutlets | 3.95 |
| Shar-Pei Filet | 5.95 |
| Poodles N Noodles | 5.95 |
| Snippet of Whippet | 4.50 |
| Collie Hit by a Trolley | 3.95 |
| German Shepherd Pie | 3.95 |
| Round of Hound | 4.25 |
Drink Menu
- Absolute Zero
- Absolut vodka over frozen nitrogen
- Alexander the Grrreat.
- Gin, creme de cacao, and sweet cream over corn flakes
- American in Paris
- Kentucky bourbon and champagne
- Black Sabbath
- Kahlua and Mogen David wine
- Blind Faith
- Wood alcohol and sacramental wine
- Blood Clot
- Vodka, tomato juice, and Jell-O
- Bloody Awful
- Vodka and ketchup
- Blue Moon
- Corn whiskey and Aqua Velva
- Coleman Cooler
- White wine, soda, fried chicken crumbs, sand
- Fuzzy Naval Base
- Peach schnapps, orange juice, and ammonia
- George Bush
- George Dickel bourbon and Busch beer
- Gorbachev
- Vodka with a splash of port wine
- Honeydew the Dishes
- Midori and Dawn
- Marie Antoinette
- Bourbon, cake mix, and flat beer
- Martinizer
- Gin, vermouth, and carbon tetrachloride
- Mary Poppins
- Vodka, tomato juice, and a spoonful of sugar
- Mexican Hairless
- Tequila and Minoxidil
- Oil of Ole
- Mazola and Sangria
- Peter, Paul, and Mary.
- Potassium nitrate, Paul Masson wine, and tomato juice
- Phillips' Screwdriver.
- Vodka, orange juice, and milk of magnesia
- Port in a Storm
- Red wine and rainwater
- Quack Doctor
- Cold duck and Dr. Pepper
- A Rum with a View
- Bacardi and Visine
- Rum-Pole of the Bailey
- Bacardi rum, Popov vodka, and Bailey's Irish Cream
- Sake-to-me
- Rice wine, punch, and nitrous oxide
- Scotch Tapeworm
- Dewar's and Mescal
- Shipwreck
- Cutty Sark on the rocks
- Short Wave
- Ripple in a shot glass, ginger, syrup, and pomegranate
- Sinead O'Connor
- Irish whiskey and Nair
- Skid Roe
- Muscatel and caviar
- Sour Kraut
- Schnapps and lemon juice
- Sundae Driver
- Vodka, orange juice, and ice cream
- Tequila Mockingbird
- Jose Cuervo and birdseed